THE ECOMASTER

So, i recently downloaded the City of Heroes Character Creator because i had a serious super hero craving, and i came up with this badass. His name is the ECOMASTER, AKA Bill Kenney. He travels the world defeating evil corporations and saving the environment. His only powers are his rugged looks and his wordsmithing skills. Most enemies take one look at him and burst into tears, but if that fails he takes them down with a well placed non-sensical line such as "time to get our skates on", or "go talk to those techno-weenies".