Fleshlite

Note: The following post is not for the faint of heart or easily disgusted. In fact, if you don't regularily commit acts of bestiality with both genders, this post may seem a little weird to you. If you feel this post may not be aimed at you, please don't read it and get angry at me. Also, don't let any snooping little sisters see it.

The other day, I discovered that a friend of mine was asking for a fleshlite for his birthday via an IM posted to me be another friend. Lets call the one asking for a fleshlite Hank. For those of you who don't know what a fleshlite is, its basically a tube filled with some sort of skin-like substance with a whole in the center where you can put your pecker. Its pretty gross, and theres shitloads of customization options available on the website, for example, simulating different orifices. I haven't looked into it much as I was too busy laughing, but I can only hope they have an option for ears. If you're intrigued by the concept, or simply want a good laugh, check out Fleshlite.com

So basically, this thing is sorta pathetic and gross, but my friend has no shame about it and really wants one.

(09:11:08 PM) Hank: i better get a fleshlight, thats for sure


(09:13:13 PM) Hank: basically i just aksed him to get me fleshlight for my birthday
(09:13:19 PM) Hank: but the way he put it makes me sound perverted
(09:13:44 PM) tony: actually
(09:13:49 PM) tony: it makes you seem pathetic
(09:14:12 PM) Hank: yea
(09:15:31 PM) Hank: i dont know though, it looks pretty darn cool!

So, its been decided that my friends need to get him one, because hes earned it. Any suggestions about model or special features?