Possible Movie Idea

Based on the "hows the hammer hanging?" "MASSIVELY" joke, heres a short piece I wrote up. Could possibly filmed.

1: how's the hammer hanging?
2: HUUUGE
1: that's not what was I asking, the hammer beh-
2: ITS MASSIVE
1: uh that's not-
2: women flee in terror of it
1: I, I don't need to know that
2: one word: enormous
1: I was just asking about the hammer hanging on the wall behind you. it looks quite precarious
2: oh... well. this is a little weird
1: yeahhh
2: fyi, it is, you know, huge

This would probably be greatly extended. There should also be some murderin' with the hammer on the wall. No good movie doesn't have some ole fashioned murderin'.