Song of the Week

The important details of Super Mario 64 that most people miss

Shanefb9 (19:59:16): what a fucking rip off
Shanefb9 (19:59:29): mario risks his life to rescue peach
Shanefb9 (19:59:36): in fact he dies like a billion times
Shanefb9 (19:59:56): just so he can collect some fucking stars
Shanefb9 (20:00:11): so he can get to bowser
Shanefb9 (20:00:29): then he has to fight a fat ass dragon which is like 10 times his size
Shanefb9 (20:00:36): and he does all that
Shanefb9 (20:00:42): and the princess floats down
Shanefb9 (20:00:48): and what does he get?
Shanefb9 (20:00:55): he get some princess ass?
Shanefb9 (20:00:56): no
Shanefb9 (20:01:08): he gets a kiss on the nose and some cake
Shanefb9 (20:01:11): thats it?
Shanefb9 (20:01:13): jesus
HankScorpio2019 (20:01:20): oh my god shut up
Shanefb9 (20:01:34): i dont want any cake tony
Shanefb9 (20:01:36): i want some ass
Shanefb9 (20:01:44): mario is probably like wtf bitch
HankScorpio2019 (20:05:45): mhh
HankScorpio2019 (20:05:49): yeah I know the feeling
Shanefb9 (20:05:58): i mean shouldnt he at least get some gold
Shanefb9 (20:06:05): or some cash
HankScorpio2019 (20:06:06): he gets coins
Shanefb9 (20:06:22): yeah but what if he didnt collect any coins
Shanefb9 (20:06:27): u dont need to collect coins
HankScorpio2019 (20:06:39): yeah but who would leave behind big ass coins?
Shanefb9 (20:06:52): they r probabaly dumb heavy
Shanefb9 (20:06:58): where does he keep them
HankScorpio2019 (20:07:03): ass
Shanefb9 (20:07:16): and how does he get out of the castle grounds
Shanefb9 (20:07:21): i mean theres no path
Shanefb9 (20:07:32): is he trapped there forever eating cake with toad
Shanefb9 (20:07:37): cause that would suckkk
Shanefb9 (20:08:02): and lets just say that after cake peach is gonna put out
Shanefb9 (20:08:06): where r they gonna do it
Shanefb9 (20:08:15): i didnt see any bedrooms in that castle
Shanefb9 (20:08:21): in fact i didnt even see a matress
Shanefb9 (20:08:31): not one room in that castle looked comfy
Shanefb9 (20:08:44): unless they went up to that cloud level and did it there
Shanefb9 (20:08:46): woah
Shanefb9 (20:08:52): that would be pretty intese
Shanefb9 (20:08:59): i bet thats what mario would do
Shanefb9 (20:09:03): problem solved