Bookmarks.

I stumbled across this in my bookmarks and wonder how my fellow former Nookmates are doing. If any of y'all see this shoot me an email. I miss those endless hours spent in the Nook. Good Times.

Song of the Week

The important details of Super Mario 64 that most people miss

Shanefb9 (19:59:16): what a fucking rip off
Shanefb9 (19:59:29): mario risks his life to rescue peach
Shanefb9 (19:59:36): in fact he dies like a billion times
Shanefb9 (19:59:56): just so he can collect some fucking stars
Shanefb9 (20:00:11): so he can get to bowser
Shanefb9 (20:00:29): then he has to fight a fat ass dragon which is like 10 times his size
Shanefb9 (20:00:36): and he does all that
Shanefb9 (20:00:42): and the princess floats down
Shanefb9 (20:00:48): and what does he get?
Shanefb9 (20:00:55): he get some princess ass?
Shanefb9 (20:00:56): no
Shanefb9 (20:01:08): he gets a kiss on the nose and some cake
Shanefb9 (20:01:11): thats it?
Shanefb9 (20:01:13): jesus
HankScorpio2019 (20:01:20): oh my god shut up
Shanefb9 (20:01:34): i dont want any cake tony
Shanefb9 (20:01:36): i want some ass
Shanefb9 (20:01:44): mario is probably like wtf bitch
HankScorpio2019 (20:05:45): mhh
HankScorpio2019 (20:05:49): yeah I know the feeling
Shanefb9 (20:05:58): i mean shouldnt he at least get some gold
Shanefb9 (20:06:05): or some cash
HankScorpio2019 (20:06:06): he gets coins
Shanefb9 (20:06:22): yeah but what if he didnt collect any coins
Shanefb9 (20:06:27): u dont need to collect coins
HankScorpio2019 (20:06:39): yeah but who would leave behind big ass coins?
Shanefb9 (20:06:52): they r probabaly dumb heavy
Shanefb9 (20:06:58): where does he keep them
HankScorpio2019 (20:07:03): ass
Shanefb9 (20:07:16): and how does he get out of the castle grounds
Shanefb9 (20:07:21): i mean theres no path
Shanefb9 (20:07:32): is he trapped there forever eating cake with toad
Shanefb9 (20:07:37): cause that would suckkk
Shanefb9 (20:08:02): and lets just say that after cake peach is gonna put out
Shanefb9 (20:08:06): where r they gonna do it
Shanefb9 (20:08:15): i didnt see any bedrooms in that castle
Shanefb9 (20:08:21): in fact i didnt even see a matress
Shanefb9 (20:08:31): not one room in that castle looked comfy
Shanefb9 (20:08:44): unless they went up to that cloud level and did it there
Shanefb9 (20:08:46): woah
Shanefb9 (20:08:52): that would be pretty intese
Shanefb9 (20:08:59): i bet thats what mario would do
Shanefb9 (20:09:03): problem solved

Song of the Week

This song has been stuck in my head all week and this music video is just ridiculus. Plus it features Robin Williams doing the most ridiculus dance.

Bruce Campbell Shills for Old Spice

ITS GENIUS!

SNOW DAY

I would just like to say that every one who said there was going to be no snow day should take a lesson from my book, and i think Shreu said something about this, that praying to pagonistic gods such as the snow god or rain god does work and people should do it more often

Da' Bears

I would just like to announce that da' bears LOST the super bowl, and will probably not be in another one for quite some time. We can all thank the lord.

Cry Like A Man

Rembrandt "Cryin' Man" Brown (aka Cleavant Derricks) singing what has to be the most passionate song I've ever heard.